Terry and the Pope

So in the wake of Terry's recent passing and the current state of the Pope's urinary tract infection and the fact he is eating through a hose,do we have to go through the same rigmarol?
Somehow I cant see the headline 'Pope's Hose Removed,3 Months To Go'
Or maybe thats what they are doin as they are supposed to have read him the last rights last night.
That means that soon we are going to have to go through the strange old tradition of picking a new Pope.
Oooooh the excitment!
I still think my way is much better.