Reality Pope

So the Pope is nearing the end of his reign,and fair play he has had a good innings but now (and I mean no dis-respect) he is reduced to a mumbling old man that is kept alive by nurses and medication,which just is'nt fair.
We need a new Pope and I've come up with a brilliant idea,why dont we select the new pope in best way we know how ;
REALITY POPE
Yup thats right a reality TV show to pick a new pope,think about it wouldnt it be wicked.First off get all the viable candidates plus a few ringuns just to keep the ratings up,then place them all in a big brotheresque church for a week.
Next off we need some challenges,all to be performed in full robes.
1;Find the cross in a swimming pool of jelly
2;100m alter boy leapfrog (clothed)
3; Musical alter boys (either way)

Oh the mind boggles at the possibilities
So next we need the presenters,one of which has to be Davina (like divine) McColl and the next would have to be Dr Jeffery John
Then theres all the merchandise never has there been such an opportunity to sell so many robes , 'Reality Pope communal biscuits' will go down a treat,and Pope on a rope will be in every holy shower room.

Now who wants to place a bet

Oooh Im gonna get struck down by lightning for this one

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