Friday, May 13, 2005

Pull your foot out of your mouth

Today I became aware of this and was quite shocked,obviously someone has been smoking too much 'P' in lil ol' NZ.I mean who in there right mind would think they could get away with a hoax like this,thats right it turned out to be a hoax.Someone (when they're caught) is gonna go be a prison bitch for quite a long time me thinks.Lets look at the facts call comes from small island in Auckland harbour,well for a start there aint that many people there so it's not gonna be too hard to find them is it,secondly they have to get it to the mainland,hmmm just stop boatts leaving the island.Shall I go on I think not.
Just one more reason to stop bringin in the Psuedo Effadrine in to NZ.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

New Weapons of Mass Destruction

whilst I was skulking around in the darkness in the weekend I think I found something.i can't believe I haven't spotted them before,there they were right in front of me WMD!
All that time that was wasted on the septics lies about Iraq and all they had to do was walk into any old night club.
Yes I found them in disguise as female smokers.I dont mean to be sexist at but....All you have to do is go into any bar or club and pay attention,look around you and you will notice that any female smoker holds her ciggie either at groin level or at eye level at right angles to her person,therefore not looking where it hot damaging end might end up and probably not caring either.Its not rocket science to work out that you are holding a damaging weapon and yes contrary your own believe there are more people in the venue than just you and the person youur trying to impress and yes that little fashion accesory burning away in your pretty little manicured hand does burn clothes,skin,eyes and people!
So I have started my own little fight against this particular evil and you can join in,whilst moving around the bar/club if you spot one of the self centred wankers flick the end of the ciggie so that when they choose to take the 'Im lookin cool' drag it will be nothing but a blackened end and they will look stupid heheheheheheheh.
its either that or we start going out in goggles and leather safety suits.hmm sounds like a party I went to once
In one way I'll be glad when the smoking bill comes as long as they allow smoking areas so that you know where the danger zones are.

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