And another thing

Well Im back,after a long period with nothing to rant about,I finally have something well not my thoughts but some that have been passed on to me that i totally agree with.
After another very long festival summer these are some of the points that have been brought to my attention ;


Yeah!!!! We did it

1 Why do we have to queue for an hour to get a VIP band? There is no money exchanging, just hand your ticket over and done – but for some reason we are stuck in a sodding Alton Towers style snake for over an hour in the pissing rain – WHY?

2 Why did the VIP bar not take vouchers causing huge queues in a room that was heated like a turkish sauna?

3 Tea ladies walking around at 8:00pm when no one in their right minds wanted to consume hot drinks BUT in the morning Oh no – get in ANOTHER queue, whilst nursing the hangover from hell, only to be served 45 minutes later by a Jack
Duckworth look-a-like at a rancid burger van all for a polystyrene cup of piss

4 A Campsite with "NO CAMPSITE FIRES" sign - where's the fucking soul in this place

5 I have a weekend pass….So why do I have to wait until 12:00 to get in the next day and hang around like a lost child at the school gates?! Its not an all weekend pass is it ??!!– it’s a freaking 2 afternoon pass. Let me in you fcukers to get a cup of bloody tea!!!!

6 The only pub around has no bar snacks, no decent beer, no toilets and plays dodgy rock music at deafening levels, I'm paying £3 for a pint of weak lager you fucks sort the mess out

7 You wait all day listening to dull ex-public school boys bleeting on about lost love on an overcrowded field until some decent act comes on, then you put the only 2 good bands on at the same time….. then finish all the music at 11;00 ! – A complete bloody, off home you go kids, shut down!

8 Some fat old slag in the tent next to you talking about vibrators and lesbian sex at 5 in the morning all to impress the
gay boy from the virgin press office. VIP camping my arse

9 Not a single sniff of an after party to be had ANYWHERE on site – leaving you wandering around a muddy pitch-black field listening out for any sound of music on the wind, eventually going to bed earlier than you do on a bloody school night!

10 Shit fucking beer next time get the event sponsored by someone other than fucking Carling

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